Of late, my life has been a montage set to the Willie Nelson version
of "Don't Get Around Much Anymore." Lack of spending cash has all but
destroyed my social life. It has not, however, impeded my exploration
of online social media.
I'm on my third go-round with
Facebook. I quit the first time because Facebook insisted on filling my
inbox with gossipy junk ("Felicity just commented on Gerald's status
update!") like a hyperactive, attention-starved fourth-grader passing
notes around the classroom. My second departure was occasioned by
friend requests from dozens of people whom I don't want to know and
never did, gate-crashers at my private party. Now I have my Facebook
settings figured out; there are virtual bouncers outside the party now,
who fill their downtime by ripping up the electronic junk mail I don't
wish to read. Also I avoid a lot of the billboard tackiness of Facebook
by using Facebook Lite.
The problem with Facebook is that it
wants to be the new AOL -- the lens, the portal, the heavily-sponsored
periscope through which millions of people view the internet. It wants
you to conduct your entire social life on its pages. That might be
tolerable if Facebook were not such a pushy, inconsiderate host. Taking
profile pictures and using them in ads, without permission or even
notification? Lame in the extreme, and enough to remind us that
Facebook is only throwing a party so it can try to sell us time-shares
and Tupperware.
Thus I prefer Twitter. I need not tolerate a
hard sell to use Twitter -- hell, I don't even have to visit the
Twitter homepage, thanks to the widget at the bottom right-hand corner
of my browser. And now that my tweets are automatically forwarded to
Facebook, I spend less time at the commercialized Facebook homepage.
Win-win.
Another reason to prefer Twitter: it allows me to
hear not only from the people I know, but the people I would LIKE to
know. Geography and poverty make it impossible for me to hang out with
Neil Gaiman, Stephen Fry, Ken Tremendous, Felicia Day, Tim Berners-Lee,
Eddie Izzard, Diablo Cody, et al -- but on Twitter they will gladly
enlarge my life with little updates on what they are doing, thinking,
and eating. This feels like a great blessing to a guy who can't afford
to go out for drinks on Friday night...
Facebook reminds me of
Microsoft -- it draws attention to itself (mainly by sucking) and tries
to lock you inside a closed mindset. Twitter reminds me of Apple
because it executes a simple but useful function so well that you
quickly forget the tool and focus on the ways in which you might use
it. I wish all my friends would ditch Facebook and join the tweetstream
instead.
She got into drugs, then into booze, nearly let it kill her, straightened out, now tries to be the kind of teacher she needed back when. He went to engineering school, where they taught him how to get rich and respected by theorizing new ways to kill people for their oil. She got engaged, then dumped, then engaged, then dumped, then married to a guy who'd been engaged and dumped, now sends me messages asking for news, never found a man to compare with Dad. He got into finance after years of running the family sub shop -- now pays for his nice house with rapid computer-based trades, buys a sandwiches for lunch. She makes conceptualist art that speaks to a continued interest in smoking weed. He went out west with Dad's money "to make movies" and probably just spent it on coke and the women he'll never call back. She has a position of authority at a women's college and I say That's perfect, a role model, she was always a role model. How many attended the reunion? You're asking the wrong person.
I AM GRATEFUL FOR:
Fresh lettuce, homemade cinnamon rolls, Motown-type grooves, Ken Burns, the soothing properties of fog, occasional bursts of light, looks at the new library, sensible patrons, that the farmer's market was open despite the holiday, new buds on the plants, long & energizing walks, a steady pulse, good writers living nearby, the chance to calm down, cheap (yet tasty) fruit, Wonder of the World, fresh strawberries, good books to read on break, gastrointestinal stability, Darien Brahms, Harry Potter movies, that the Sox are back in business, time to meander, the chance to lollygag, my good health (especially when it fails), to have today & tomorrow off, my work, Q.I., Alain de Botton, Duckfat, Flight of the Conchords, my garden, cooling evening rain, quirky Britishisms, the first garden tomato, Paul McCartney (live in Boston), ubiquitous internet access, free magazines to read, air conditioning, iced chocolate, Scratch Bakery, frozen grapes, Obama's refusal to panic, portable desk fans, ukuleles, Patton Oswalt, peach & blueberry pie, First Friday ArtWalk, cool breezes, Stewart & Colbert, chicken & dumplings, the Beatles, harvest apples, the chance to sit and read, Joss Whedon, my efficient apartment, unexpected typewriters, Richard Thompson, absentee ballots, Middlemarch, David Byrne, 30 Rock, ever-cheaper gadgets, John Hodgman, the chance to be useful, The Green Hand, Cory Doctorow, Silly's, ginger, a new haircut...
This list is not comprehensive. You get the idea.
Tourists take the sun home for winter, and a great gray scrim
is pulled across the sky. Occasional dull-colored snow sifts down
streetward. To compensate for diminishing light (and kindle spending)
the merchants and city workers dangle strings of lights on storefronts,
over sidewalks, in the skeletons of trees. In Longfellow Square, the
poet on his throne of stony achievement is obliged to hold a red-bowed
gift box in his lap until New Year. Gloves and hats and bulky jackets
turn figures on the square into boxy wobblers, hydrants swathed in
layers of knit. The wind asserts itself against them. Days are still
getting darker. Thirty shopping days left.
...And so music returns to Thing-A-Day, howsoever slightly. This is one of those piano ditties that I write without really thinking about it, and eventually record when it proves stubborn enough to stick in my memory. Will there ever be words? Will a bridge ever be written? Time will tell.
silver the sickly, bent grass --
numb nerves for winter
But for now, look, I typed as usual: